Entertainment & Music - 16 January 2007

2007-01-16 08:06:00 · 6 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Television

2007-01-16 08:05:23 · 14 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 08:04:57 · 11 answers · asked by den1s_a 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-16 08:04:48 · 30 answers · asked by Justin 1 in Music

A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate, "How did you lose your leg?"

The pirate responded, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What about you hand. Did you lose it at the same time?"

"No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys." Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye?"

The pirate answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked: "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?"

The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"

2007-01-16 08:04:46 · 15 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-01-16 08:04:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

have you ever been addicted to something (a drug, a food, a certain place)

2007-01-16 08:04:29 · 29 answers · asked by sa-da-tay 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm 8 1/2

2007-01-16 08:04:03 · 24 answers · asked by Mia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 08:03:59 · 6 answers · asked by Kimi K 2 in Polls & Surveys

keep the toilet plunger in the toilet

im trying to be a comedian... rate the question also please so i know if you laughed or not.

thankyou

2007-01-16 08:03:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

stale donuts, a mis-matched pair of socks ,and a tennis ball would you shovel my walk?

2007-01-16 08:02:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers."

2007-01-16 08:02:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 08:01:26 · 11 answers · asked by ohhh lalalala 4 in Polls & Surveys

I just bought another pair.

2007-01-16 08:01:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 08:01:22 · 4 answers · asked by stephanie 1 in Celebrities

because at the end fo the movie Magneto moved the chess piece without touching it and on the dvd case it says ''Great Action...The Greatest X-men movie Yet!

2007-01-16 08:01:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

It's in the wee hours at Denny's, and I'm at table five,
Pondering without her, what's the use to be alive?
My life is full of emptiness, my heart full of dispair,
blacker than my eyeliner, I'm bluer than my hair.

For what use on this mortal strand to wander so alone,
I would start a gothic band, but I've no microphone
Even this denied to me, I wallow in my angst
and a double order of twisty fries, for which I grunt my thanks

the waiter, Manny, stares at me and my pierc-ed nostril
I glare back and grit my teeth, in a manner hostile
No one understands but she. No one else is able.
Oh, there she is at table three. I was at the wrong dang table.

2007-01-16 08:00:43 · 11 answers · asked by Kris G 3 in Jokes & Riddles

These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''

The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got a DWI.''

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''

Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

2007-01-16 08:00:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The other night I went to the pub with my mate and when it was his turn to buy I said "Your round" and he said "So are you, you fat ba5tard!"

2007-01-16 07:59:39 · 9 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 07:59:37 · 9 answers · asked by O♥/ MalOdey /Oღ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 07:59:29 · 30 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 07:59:20 · 11 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

love rhapsody (have much old classics and odd items) and easy to do. only 10 a month. about the same for all i guess. urge seems dedicated to gangsta crap and crappy new country. feedback from anyone knowledgable would be helpful. get your 2 points and leave if you don't know.

2007-01-16 07:58:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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2007-01-16 07:58:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the Lutricia Mcneal song 'Ain't that just the way'. Who is she talking/singing about?

2007-01-16 07:58:28 · 2 answers · asked by Dave G 1 in Music

I mean isn't it our right to express ourselves as creatively or freely as we want to? I mean minus the private parts, that I can do without.

2007-01-16 07:58:14 · 39 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ten points to the person who gives me top twenty largest whales

2007-01-16 07:58:10 · 9 answers · asked by teddy bear 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 07:58:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 07:57:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

no preivies or have i just lost it?

2007-01-16 07:57:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies