A pirate was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The land-lubber just had to find out how the pirate got in such bad shape. He asked the pirate, "How did you lose your leg?"
The pirate responded, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What about you hand. Did you lose it at the same time?"
"No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys." Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye?"
The pirate answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked: "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?"
The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"
2007-01-16 08:04:46 · 15 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-16 08:08:11 · answer #1 · answered by juan.hunglo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good. for those who didn't get it (shame on you) he wasn't use to the hook yet and tried to wipe the poo away, not realizing that he was about to gouge out his eye with his hook hand. jeez.
2007-01-16 16:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by Ground Xero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol.. that was a good one.. didn't see that ending coming
2007-01-16 16:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh! that's funny every time. when i heard it he lost a nose cause of a booger
2007-01-16 16:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch lol thats funny
2007-01-16 18:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor pirate.
2007-01-16 16:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Good one!!
2007-01-16 16:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, nice!
2007-01-16 16:54:36 · answer #8 · answered by xokrisiliciousxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Sorry!
2007-01-16 16:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute............
2007-01-16 18:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too lazy to read... -_-
2007-01-16 16:08:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋