Entertainment & Music - 15 January 2007

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals - unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.

"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle"

2007-01-15 10:57:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Does anyone think that we have been brain washed by Miley Cyrus and her songs?

I mean really, people are in love with her. I think her songs are your average bubble gum, pop tune song. Her show is watched by millions of people. Her songs are on itunes! I really want to know why people are maddly ill with Hannah Montana fever? Do think she is that great and if so, why?

2007-01-15 10:57:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do you understand the ramifications of your actions?

I'm taking off, love to you all, kisses to Big and hugs all around.

2007-01-15 10:56:57 · 9 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What trait do you have that is all your own, and not from any of your parents?

2007-01-15 10:56:51 · 4 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Here's a Joke for you! Tell me what you think?

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.

"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.

"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.

"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.

"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"

The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".

2007-01-15 10:56:48 · 8 answers · asked by firebabe1717 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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can your Avatar win a dog show ?

2007-01-15 10:56:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is it alright to eat your dog when it dies?

when its dead of course

and when it died with outs any pain

2007-01-15 10:56:13 · 29 answers · asked by juggums 3 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the best genre of music?

and whats the best song of that genre?

2007-01-15 10:56:09 · 18 answers · asked by Miss Understood 2 in Music

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Are we compatable?????

I'm a female, born 3rd Sept 1985 approx 3:50am, virgo starsign. My boyfriend was born 3rd April 1979 Aries starsign.

We got together 9th July 2000, and were together until July 2006, but on Dec 26th 2006 we decided to give it another go.

Is it for keeps this time?

2007-01-15 10:55:52 · 8 answers · asked by kazratz 1 in Horoscopes

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Cheez Whiz?

What color do you think Cheez Whiz is before it is tinted orange..?

2007-01-15 10:55:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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This is my last question. So what should I ask??

Oh for the love of Bob...

2007-01-15 10:55:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How many of you love Aussie's?

2007-01-15 10:55:27 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ Princess ♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Song name please!!!?

The only words I know are "I need you to need me, I want you to want me". I think I heard it in a movie and I've been going nuts ever since trying to figure out the song. Ta very much for your help.

2007-01-15 10:55:23 · 18 answers · asked by steffi bunny 2 in Music

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Do the Yahoo Answers people think just because I am bi I want to put my questions in the Gay category?

Well it's actually Lesbian, Gay, Bi Sexual, and Transgendered. But EVERY one of my questions has that suggestion...

♥

2007-01-15 10:53:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know who sang these C&W songs?

1) I think the title was 'move it on down the line' a homage to the ordinary guy working on the production line

and...

2) The chorus went: 'if your going thru hell, don't stop moving, you might get out before the devil even knows you're there'.

2007-01-15 10:53:47 · 1 answers · asked by Not a number 1 in Music

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If you were to die and go to heaven what famous person would you like to meet and why?

2007-01-15 10:53:46 · 10 answers · asked by Rosie 89 4 in Celebrities

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Nails Designs?

What design for nails do you like best? I am going to get my nails done. (They're gonna be fake nails)

Red and Rhinestones
French Tips
White with Red Flowers and Rhinestones

Any Other Cute Designs Anyone??

2007-01-15 10:53:44 · 6 answers · asked by ☮♥$ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is One Great Friend better than Twenty So-So Friends?

2007-01-15 10:53:18 · 21 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Would the world be a better place if humans didn't exist?

2007-01-15 10:53:08 · 12 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

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How can i get the movie of Betty Davis and Errol Flynn call Royal Romance?

2007-01-15 10:52:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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funny or not it''s an oldie?

This can't be hell! -- Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their dying. As luck would have it, a few weeks later the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.
At the seance she called out, "John, dear John, this is Martha. Do you hear me? A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes, Martha, this is John. I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh John, what is it like where you are?" "It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

"Well, what do you do all day?" asked Martha. "Well Martha, we get up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, and there's nothing but sex until noon. After lunch we nap until two and then have more sex until about five. After dinner we go at it again until we fall asleep about 11pm."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what heaven really is like?" "Heaven? I'm not in heaven Martha."

"Well then, where are you?" "I've been reincarnated as a jack rabbit in Arizona." --

2007-01-15 10:52:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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