A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals - unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.
"I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle"
2007-01-15 10:57:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-15 11:01:23 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not humorous i desire the only the blonde is strolling down the sidewalk and sees a brunette asserting seventy 9,seventy 9,seventy 9,seventy 9.... repeatedly returned. The blonda asks what she is doing and she or he stated "finding on the floor and counting, you may help in case you %." The blonde says specific and that they start counting mutually. The brunette says "attempting counting obtainable." pointing to the line. So the blonde does it and gets hit by using a automobile. The brunette starts counting "eighty,eighty,eighty,eighty...
2016-10-31 05:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 9/10
2007-01-15 11:02:06 · answer #3 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-01-15 11:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by Susan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur getting better chris lol 10/10 x
2007-01-15 18:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that one
2007-01-15 11:02:06 · answer #6 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's VERY funny.
5 STARS 4 U.
***** (Pretend they are stars).
2007-01-15 11:05:29 · answer #7 · answered by rocksolidjra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-15 11:04:53 · answer #8 · answered by GS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting better.
2007-01-15 11:01:24 · answer #9 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! funny
2007-01-15 21:47:29 · answer #10 · answered by mwa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋