Okay...there are 4 people on a plane, a boyscout, and old priest, a piliot and Hilary Clinton. The piliot comes out and says the plane is going to crash we have 3 parachutes. So the piliot takes a parachute and jumps. Then Hilary Clinton says, "Well i am the smartest lady in the world, I deserve a parachute" So she takes one and jumps. then the priest says to the boy scout,"I am old and lived a long good life, you are young you have a whole future ahead of you. You take the parachute" Then the boy scout said,"It is okay you can come too. hilary took my backpack not a parachute"
2007-01-15
14:18:46
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