Okay...there are 4 people on a plane, a boyscout, and old priest, a piliot and Hilary Clinton. The piliot comes out and says the plane is going to crash we have 3 parachutes. So the piliot takes a parachute and jumps. Then Hilary Clinton says, "Well i am the smartest lady in the world, I deserve a parachute" So she takes one and jumps. then the priest says to the boy scout,"I am old and lived a long good life, you are young you have a whole future ahead of you. You take the parachute" Then the boy scout said,"It is okay you can come too. hilary took my backpack not a parachute"
2007-01-15 14:18:46 · 15 answers · asked by soccerkam93 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes.
2007-01-15 14:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by Dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard this joke with the following punchlines:
George Bush
George W Bush
Al Gore
Dick Cheney
Hillary Clinton
Newt Gingrich
Pat Buchanan
Tom DeLay
Bill Clinton
Rick Santorum
Arnold Shwarzenegger
2007-01-18 03:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by MuckRaker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-15 23:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by wormee38 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-15 23:34:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, except I heard it was George Bush
2007-01-15 22:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Good.
2007-01-15 22:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by random 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's funnier with bush
2007-01-15 22:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol, i liked it
2007-01-15 22:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by Taras 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-16 03:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥Ashley♥♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-16 00:17:59 · answer #10 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋