A man and woman get married, and neither had had sex before that. On their honeymoon, before they begin doing what newlyweds do, the man says, "Before we start, honey, I have to warn you: I'm like a baby down there."
But the woman said, "Nonsense, I'll still love you."
So she takes off his pants and screams at what she sees. "I thought you said you were like a baby down there!" she said.
"I am," he replied. "8 lbs. 7 oz., 22 inches..."
2007-01-14
13:24:54
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