A man and woman get married, and neither had had sex before that. On their honeymoon, before they begin doing what newlyweds do, the man says, "Before we start, honey, I have to warn you: I'm like a baby down there."
But the woman said, "Nonsense, I'll still love you."
So she takes off his pants and screams at what she sees. "I thought you said you were like a baby down there!" she said.
"I am," he replied. "8 lbs. 7 oz., 22 inches..."
2007-01-14 13:24:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ewww bad mental picture!!!! still funny though
2007-01-14 13:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A horse with no name aye!
2007-01-15 00:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mosez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce? or surgery? How to decide hmmm.
2007-01-14 21:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by Lo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nyccccccccccccce!!!!
2007-01-14 22:21:56 · answer #4 · answered by starwildfreedom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he will make a fortune in porn pictures8/10
2007-01-14 23:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick mental pic. but kinda funny
2007-01-14 22:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that was good
2007-01-14 21:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by dee_ann 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! Is he part elephant??
2007-01-14 22:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thanks for bringing a smile to my face
2007-01-14 21:32:34 · answer #9 · answered by whitebutterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for brighten my morning.
bds
2007-01-15 03:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋