There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making cakes". The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes. The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?". Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa".
2007-01-14 13:19:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke is quite repulsive and the little girl would no way have licked that - so it's implausible too. Kids like sweet stuff not salty, and the vast majority have been trained not to eat stuff of the floor, furniture etc.
Yes I sound like a tight **** - I just didn't find the joke funny that's all. I just like things to have a degree of plausibility.
Speedy - I heard about the high salt content of the sofa stains from my granny. She always advised me against licking the sofa unless I was very very hungry.
2007-01-14 13:39:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
omg lmao 10/10
2007-01-15 01:16:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker wonder how iiitttsss knows it is salty ?????? 10/10
2007-01-15 02:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eww but funny
2007-01-14 22:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious hahahaha
2007-01-14 21:39:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!
2007-01-15 02:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-14 23:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is disgusting! ha ha ha
2007-01-15 03:06:44 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*gasp*.... bloody fantastic.... hahahahaha
2007-01-14 21:25:23 · answer #9 · answered by Kate 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
o NAST! but still funny!
2007-01-14 21:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋