The janitor at the church is asked by the Priest to cover for him in the confessional while he runs some errands. The janitor says he doesn't think he can do it, but the priest tells him that it's easy. There's a manual inside the booth that tells what penance to give for every sin. The janitor finally agrees. The first person in the booth says that he has been feeling jealous about all the stuff that his neighbor has. The janitor looks up the word "covet" in the manual and tells the man to say 2 Hail Marys and 3 Our Fathers. The next man says he been cheating on his wife, so the janitor looks up "adultery" and tells the man to do 4 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers. The thrid man confesses that he has had anal sex. The janitor can't find"anal" in the manual and looks up "sodomy". Not there either. Just then, an altar boy walks by the booth. The janitor whispers "Hey kid, what's the priest usaully give for anal sex?" The kid says "Most times it's a can of Coke and a Snickers bar
2007-01-14
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