The janitor at the church is asked by the Priest to cover for him in the confessional while he runs some errands. The janitor says he doesn't think he can do it, but the priest tells him that it's easy. There's a manual inside the booth that tells what penance to give for every sin. The janitor finally agrees. The first person in the booth says that he has been feeling jealous about all the stuff that his neighbor has. The janitor looks up the word "covet" in the manual and tells the man to say 2 Hail Marys and 3 Our Fathers. The next man says he been cheating on his wife, so the janitor looks up "adultery" and tells the man to do 4 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers. The thrid man confesses that he has had anal sex. The janitor can't find"anal" in the manual and looks up "sodomy". Not there either. Just then, an altar boy walks by the booth. The janitor whispers "Hey kid, what's the priest usaully give for anal sex?" The kid says "Most times it's a can of Coke and a Snickers bar
2007-01-14 14:43:05 · 20 answers · asked by Commander 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's hilarious!
It's kinda sad too, knowing that this is actually happening
2007-01-14 15:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not at all 0/10
2007-01-14 15:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by Rascal_Flatts_Fanatic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, darling...my very non secular Catholic grandmother advised me this one. After long, puzzling, secret deliberations, the Pope and the college of Cardinals come to the momentous determination that they are going to ultimately ordain women human beings. they suspect that they have got stable help for this alteration and that they experience that it is the the terrific option element to do, and now all it is left to do is to make the assertion. of direction, word leaks out that the Pope is approximately to make an significant speech, so St. Peter's sq. is jam-packed on the Sunday of the assertion, and the group holds its collective breath because of the fact the Pope seems on his balcony, steps as much as the microphone, clears his throat, will boost his hands and says... "As we've continuously taught..." (((RP)))
2016-10-07 04:17:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 10/10
2007-01-14 14:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious...but very wrong at the same time..lol
2007-01-14 15:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by Kip 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny. It was my first time hearing this joke.
bds
2007-01-14 15:32:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG silllllllly, at least i laughed
2007-01-14 22:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by pooh bear 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totall wrong and messed up funny though lol
2007-01-14 14:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny
2007-01-14 14:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by Lo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha lol good one.
2007-01-14 14:47:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋