Saturday morning I got up early, dressed
quietly, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, and slipped quietly into the
garage to hook up the boat for the
fishing, and proceeded to back out into
a torrential downpour.
The rain was coming down sideways and
the wind was blowing 80 kph. I
pulled back into the garage, turned on
the radio and discovered that the
weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly
undressed, and slipped back into
bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's
back, now with a different
anticipation and whispered, "the weather
out there is terrible!"
Sleepily she replied "can you believe my
stupid husband is out there fishing."
2007-01-12
01:58:18
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