Entertainment & Music - 12 January 2007

emailing you with the question, " Hey baby, can I eat your p****?" Am I the only one that finds this VERY offending? Are you one of the 19 women, or are you one of the 20?

2007-01-12 01:21:49 · 24 answers · asked by Kimi K 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 01:20:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.

"Is it true," she wanted to know,

"that the medication you prescribed has

to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,

"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition

because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."

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An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table

awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,

a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia

he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son;

do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well,

if something happens to me ..

your mother is going to come
and live with you and your wife...."
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you

stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem

worth waiting in line for
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Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.

I've traveled a long way and some of the

roads weren't paved.
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How old would you be

if you didn't know how old you are?
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When you are dissatisfied and would

like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when everything

either dries up or leaks.
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I don't know how I got over the hill

without getting to the top.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging

is that it is such a nice change from being young.
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Ah, being young is beautiful,

but being old is comfortable.
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2007-01-12 01:20:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

:)

2007-01-12 01:19:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

any plans over the wkend? x

2007-01-12 01:19:24 · 10 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Other - Entertainment

women: what is the color of your nails?
men: what is the color of your hair?

2007-01-12 01:19:23 · 35 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

1) What was the first album you ever bought?
2) What was your first concert?
3) What was your favorite concert?
4) What was your favorite album as a teenager
5) Who do you listen to today?
6) Who is your favorite band now?

Me:
1) Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever
2) The Eagles opened by this new guy named Jimmy Buffet who played this songs called Margaritaville. he he.
3) Yes was definitely my fave concert -- all 3 times, followed by Rush
4) The Yes Album
5) Still love the classics, Aerosmith, Queen, Yes, Zepplin. Now I love all music from rap to opera. 70's rock & 80's new wave rules.
6) Favorite this week: Gwen Stafani

2007-01-12 01:18:38 · 3 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 01:17:26 · 20 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Bubbles the Troll-faced Orangutan's alias he uses when he is selling his little red monkey @ss on the street corner on Saturday night's? Or was that his mom?

2007-01-12 01:17:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Even if they were stealing their breakfast?

2007-01-12 01:17:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I did, and 2 of my friends did and our cousin said we are 'WAYY TOO SENSITIVE'.

2007-01-12 01:16:31 · 8 answers · asked by tinkerbellavic 1 in Other - Entertainment

do you ask one more question or finish getting ready?

I chose the question....who irons their pants anymore...

2007-01-12 01:16:25 · 10 answers · asked by cma80 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 01:15:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 01:15:01 · 30 answers · asked by Mandy :) 4 in Polls & Surveys

R u any good?
Do u normally fall over?

2007-01-12 01:14:18 · 22 answers · asked by Mandy :) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 01:13:51 · 10 answers · asked by itsallgood 2 in Horoscopes

Do you men ever have any excuses?? If so, what are they?

2007-01-12 01:13:21 · 23 answers · asked by K-E-G 4 in Polls & Surveys

i sure cant!

2007-01-12 01:12:39 · 9 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Television

2007-01-12 01:12:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Now that Paul Wright has turned out to be a cheating jerk in FBorFW, what will happen next to Elizabeth Patterson? Will (a) she rekindle her relationship with pilot Warren Blackwood, (b) start things back up with school flame Anthony Caine, (c) decide to stay single for the rest of her life, or (d) do none of the above and suffer a mental collapse immediately after returning from Mtigwaki?

2007-01-12 01:12:13 · 3 answers · asked by britcomgirl33 1 in Comics & Animation

i love snakes !!!!... then eagles.. crocodiles & cheetah...
i held a 25 kg yellow python around my neck last week in a fare !!... true ! .. ive got a pic to prove it tooo !!

hehe :) :)

2007-01-12 01:12:06 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 01:11:56 · 5 answers · asked by LALA 1 in Music

..........stop yielding to peer pressure and tell his teammates to keep those nasty drugs away from him? LMFAO


What a joke......

2007-01-12 01:11:51 · 10 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

i have looked everywhere i could think of to find these songs..youtube, a bunch of music sites, google, dogpile, limewire, altavista, delta.ro (i think thats the website..its a website w/a bunch of the Beatles songs but not these ones)

i just wanna listen to them (unless i can download them?) but they seem to be like thrown off the face of the earth. anyway here are the particular songs im looking for:
Sea of Time/Sea of Holes
Sea of Monsters
March of the Meanies
Pepperland Laid Waste
Yellow Submarine in Pepperland

2007-01-12 01:11:38 · 2 answers · asked by Garbo's snowflake 6 in Music

I have Backstreet Boys' ones ! Top that !

2007-01-12 01:10:26 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Don't you agree?

2007-01-12 01:09:40 · 6 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 01:09:30 · 16 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

dont you think its wierd that you ask questions on here and get answers but not think where the come from i mean you can conmunicate with people all over the world. put in the time and your contry

2007-01-12 01:09:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

still watch cartoons?

2007-01-12 01:08:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 01:07:34 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys