As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks
on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name
is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker
ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and
knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs
up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the
window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather,
and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs
up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly
gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window,
and after she lowers it,
he says...
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in PENNSYLVANIA and I'm
driving the SALT TRUCK!"
2007-01-12
02:05:35
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