A test too far for some!
How's your aging intelligence? Take the following test
(5 questions) here and determine if you are losing it
or are still "with it." The spaces are so you don't
see the answers until you have made your own....
OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
A. The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then
give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt
yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do
cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please
do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may
be that you need to content yourself with reading
something more appropriate such as "Children's World."
If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
made from pink bricks and a black house is made from
black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
"green bricks," what the devil are you still doing
here reading these questions??
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree
every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand
move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or
anything other than "one degree," you are to be
congratulated on getting this far, but you are
obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and
exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.!
5. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus
from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17
people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off
the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people
get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off
and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off
and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get
off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford
Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember?
YOU are the driver!
Now pass this along to all your "friends" and hope
they do better than you did!
2007-01-11
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