there were 3 men in a plane...one was a native american, a french guy, and an american dude. They carried items on the plane. The native american had an orange, the french guy had an apple, and the american dude had a bomb...they threw their items out the emergency exit to see where they would land. when they landed they went out to explore. When the native american was joggin in a park he saw a little girl crying and asked: why are you crying? She said: an orange was flying across the sky and hit my head. And so he ran away. The french guy came out of a bakery and saw a little boy crying and asked why are you crying? He said: an apple was flying across the scy and it hit my head. So he ran away. Then the american dude came outta a supermarket and saw a little boy rolling on the ground and laughing so he asked: why are u laughing? He answered: a little old lady was putting away her groceries and then i farted and she exploded!
2007-01-11
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