The film had only been on 10mins when a woman came rushing out into the foyer of the cinema looking very upset. "I've been interfered with," she complainted to the manager. He eventually managed to calm her down and took her to another part of the cinema. However, a short time later another woman ran out complaining of the same thing.This was too much for the manager so he took his torch and went to investigate. Lo and behold the torch picked up a bald-headed man crawling on all fours. "What's going on?" he demanded.
"I've lost my hairpiece" said the man.."I put my hand on it twice but it got away."
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It's a very windy day & a little old lady is in the street holding on to her hat with both hands.A gust of wind blows up her skirt revealing she had no underwear on and she's arrested for indecent exposure.The judge says,"Madam you should be ashamed of yourself! letting your skirt blow up around you.
"Why should I be?" Everything under my skirt is 80yrs old- that hat was brand new!"
2007-01-11 10:23:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
♥ ♥ I think a case of old timers disease ♥ ♥
2007-01-11 10:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
80 year old bush wouldnt be nice to look at anyway another two good ones fingers 10/10 10/10
2007-01-12 03:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny fidgety.
Did you hear about little Rosie?
"Please miss.I've hurt my finger." said little Rosie to her teacher."Have you got any cider?"
Puzzled, the teacher asked her why she wanted cider.
"Because I heard my sister telling her friend that when she gets a prick in her hand she always puts it in cider."
2007-01-11 20:17:11 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Especially the first one.
2007-01-11 18:28:22 · answer #4 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but not that funny. 7/10.
2007-01-11 18:33:48 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO-Good Ones!!
2007-01-11 18:28:41 · answer #6 · answered by jaypea40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of female sexual part jokes.
2007-01-11 18:27:48 · answer #7 · answered by balderarrow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't really sure what was going on.
2007-01-11 18:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have a fixation on the old and elderlys pubic hair
2007-01-11 18:28:28 · answer #9 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-12 12:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋