Entertainment & Music - 11 January 2007

i do im OBSESSED

2007-01-11 16:49:10 · 10 answers · asked by tiffany b 2 in Television

I have a friend who does this and it drives me nuts.

2007-01-11 16:48:35 · 28 answers · asked by armywifetp 3 in Polls & Surveys

with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?

2007-01-11 16:48:02 · 23 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 16:46:27 · 7 answers · asked by withanf 1 in Music

Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Get your hands off me, *****! I'm married!'"

Moral of the Story:
Self-induced hangover... 100 pounds
Broken furniture... 2,000 pounds
Breakfast... 10 pounds
Saying the right thing to your wife when you're drunk... PRICELESS

2007-01-11 16:45:32 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

what is this song I think its called carry on but Idk who its by it starts out...when I was a young boy, my daddy, took me into the city, to see a marching band...

2007-01-11 16:45:29 · 6 answers · asked by mekeiferp3 1 in Music

it can't be for your kids, spouse or friends....just for yourself...what would you wish for?

2007-01-11 16:44:43 · 33 answers · asked by wendy g 3 in Polls & Surveys

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

2007-01-11 16:44:29 · 19 answers · asked by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 in Polls & Surveys

Last question of the night everyone- good night and see you tomorrow probably.

If two seperated parents have a custody/visitation agreement that gives the father only weekend visits, but the mother has stopped allowing those weekend visits so the father picks his own children up from school at the end of the week before she has a chance to stop it- should she be allowed to prosecute him for kidnapping?

Would you feel differently if the roles were reversed?

2007-01-11 16:44:00 · 27 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have to wear a black oxford dress shoe, with my work uniform.
Do you think if i show up at work, tomorrow wearing " HOT PINK " stripper boots instead. My Supervisor will send me back home, i'm thinking it will liven up the uniform a weeeeeeee bit.

2007-01-11 16:43:52 · 22 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 16:43:27 · 15 answers · asked by pinkcasperartweety 6 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever been caught doing something really embarassing? I was sitting at the lights bursting for a pee and I was bouncing up and down in the seat making funny faces trying to hold it in and I turned round and saw the guy in the car next to me looking at me as if I were nuts!

2007-01-11 16:43:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And why - that optional, but might be nice to include in your answer.

2007-01-11 16:43:04 · 30 answers · asked by melissa_marie45 3 in Music

2007-01-11 16:42:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was having trouble with my computer, so i called Harold the computer guy to come over.
Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him: "So what was wrong?"
He replied: "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that in case I need to fix it again?"
Harold grinned. "Haven't you heard of an ID ten T error?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down." he said," and i think you"ll figure it out."
So I wrote down ID10T.

I used to like Harold.

2007-01-11 16:42:07 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

NOT saying "I love you"???

2007-01-11 16:42:02 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

about "batman"aka 'bruce wayne' and 'robin' aka D*ick Grayson
live together in such a big house ? and does "robin" like sliding down the 'batpole' ?? ''winkk winkkk!!!''

2007-01-11 16:41:41 · 14 answers · asked by amy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 16:41:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-11 16:40:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for a narcoleptic to have insomnia?

2007-01-11 16:40:33 · 12 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 16:40:14 · 4 answers · asked by Princess 2 in Magazines

... a guy who loses a fight and has to say mercy in front of everyone?

2007-01-11 16:39:53 · 11 answers · asked by m m 1 in Polls & Surveys

Strewth! Just watched 'Picnic @ Hanging Rock'. my interpretation of the movie was that this represented a collision of worlds between colonial victorian value systems and the sacred aboriginal site. I think that the latent post-pubescent sexual energy of the girls somehow forced a breach in the portal between the two worlds and they became forever lost in the aboriginal 'dreamtime' as evinced by the peculiar time ticking sequences which pervaded the entire film. My mate said 'Nah! must've been the vegamite sarnies wot caused the hallucinatory quality of the film!' and that Mad Max would've got the lot down in a trice an' given them a good seeing to into the bargain
Who's right then??

2007-01-11 16:39:50 · 8 answers · asked by troothskr 4 in Movies

When you go throuhg all the time to read and answer a question,just when you have it ready to submit, it tells you . This question has been removied by questioner ?

2007-01-11 16:39:42 · 8 answers · asked by Les Gramps 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 16:39:37 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does that mean he's gay? I mean, guys have this 3 second hugging rule. That slap on the back thing we do. If a guy exceeds this rule...what then? An intervention?

2007-01-11 16:39:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. All the men started asking intense sports questions?
2. Someone broke into your house in the middle of you answering?
3. You got a call from Yahoo asking you to get off the computer?
4. It started to snow crazy style and you lived in Arizona?
Thanks....

2007-01-11 16:39:05 · 5 answers · asked by 1K 6 in Polls & Surveys

Your first kiss was it special and how did it come about

2007-01-11 16:37:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You guys were so great about the last one..

To be or not to be?
The Terminator or Kindergarden Cop?
Turner or Hooch?
Bonny or Clyde?
Phone or E-mail?
Right or Left?

Thank you! This poll was brought to you by the letter G and the number 3... :)

2007-01-11 16:37:38 · 18 answers · asked by Goldylocks 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 16:37:27 · 51 answers · asked by Aussie Angel 2 in Polls & Surveys