Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Get your hands off me, *****! I'm married!'"
Moral of the Story:
Self-induced hangover... 100 pounds
Broken furniture... 2,000 pounds
Breakfast... 10 pounds
Saying the right thing to your wife when you're drunk... PRICELESS
2007-01-11 16:45:32 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
best one I've ever heard. Wish all bloke were like that
2007-01-11 21:53:00 · answer #1 · answered by Ronice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There isn't a question here, but WISDOM....
You are a Wise LADY Mme. telling us this short & concise story...
I like it very much, and I learned it by heart... I will tell it to my kids & friends...
First of all, that wife is ONE TRUE & MATURED LADY....SO WAS HER HUSBAND....Such a FINE GENTLEMAN...
This is PRICELESS...
She demonstrated to herself & her family that A RATIONAL & REASONABLE PAY-BACK CANNOT BE PRICED WITH WORLD'S TREASURE...
THIS IS ALSO PRICELESS...
Regardless of materialistic losses sustained in that particular house, still the house wife was assured of the truthfullness, faithfulness & honesty of her DRUNK HUSBAND, who apparantly did not seek another woman; uncosiously sayint it with some words I WOULD WEIGH IT WITH GOLD....
BOTH COMMENTS HERE ARE PRICELESS.....
Regardless of the damage and the bad word the wife got, she was still happy to realize how trustworthy her husband was...
THIS IS PRICELESS...
That was a good lesson for their child....
THIS IS PRICELSS...
So the wife acted accordingly and demonstrated to her husband how much she appreciated his feedback, which was priceless to her...and I am sure she must have had in mind she should show a pay-back & appreciation all the way through so long she lives...
NOTHING ELSE COULD BE THAT PRICELESS...
What more could any LADY/WIFE/WOMAN ask once she is assured a 100% her husband is loyal to her....
THIS IS PRICELESS...
The wife was ascertained that her husband was not fooling around with other women that night, and it is up to the husband now to show his wife how precious she is to him, and that she is also PRICELESS to him
THIS IS MUCH PRICELESS...
THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS REALLY PRICELESS, and I thank you for this story, Mme.
2007-01-12 01:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by FOREVER AUTUMN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to me priceless is when you do a good deed and you get goose bumps and or the hair stand in back of your neck
2007-01-12 00:59:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must TRY to remember that one the next time I'm plastered.
2007-01-12 02:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by Shunter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cool-- It sounds like a commercial-- do you write? Because you're definitely talented.
2007-01-12 00:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good. Ill remember that!
2007-01-12 07:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before but I still think it's hilarious!
2007-01-12 00:50:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats sooooooooooooooooooooo right:)
2007-01-12 01:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh nice one. so cute and sweet. thats a great husband hahah
2007-01-12 00:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww thats so cute...i wish it was true.....hell if it were my husband....i don't know it that would be true...that old cheating basteard....
2007-01-12 00:53:01 · answer #10 · answered by hatchetmistress 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋