Entertainment & Music - 11 January 2007

Purina Diet

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my
dog Lola - and was in line to check out. A woman behind
me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no,
I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on
with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.

I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that
the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
feel hungry.

The package said the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled
with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had
poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital?

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt
when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried
out the door.

2007-01-11 05:25:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 05:25:32 · 6 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

me and my friend here nedds to know who's the common type here.

2007-01-11 05:25:31 · 9 answers · asked by AsiH 3 in Television

2007-01-11 05:25:15 · 6 answers · asked by mkandfa4rever 3 in Music

2007-01-11 05:25:07 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Sector 6-80, copy the 6th, the summit, the 8th, quadrant over the 9th, 4 circles, weave the 80, and call the 4th copy.

2007-01-11 05:25:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

(Missing lines)/
It's a feeling that I just can't explain/Like a fire burning in my veins/
When you're in my arms I don't want to let you go/
You can call that love but that's just four letters/
Honey, you and I can think of something better/
It's like standing in a field in the middle of the night/
(Missing line)/
It's like spinning around on a carousel/
Throwing pennies down a wishing well/
It's like candles on a birthday cake/
Sleeping in with you, going into work late/
Like the red on a rose but only redder/
It's kind of like love but something better/

A young mother holds a baby tight/Tears of joy fall from my eyes/
It's a feeling that no one can take away/
A new ilfe begins and a circle starts/
The bond they share within their hearts is growing stronger every day/
And you can call that love but that's just four letters/
Honey, you and I can think of something better/
It's like baby's first steps in the living room/
Lying on the floor watching Scooby Doo

2007-01-11 05:25:03 · 3 answers · asked by skygirl_21 2 in Music

i want it within few days...its urgent

2007-01-11 05:23:57 · 1 answers · asked by afi 1 in Music

2007-01-11 05:23:52 · 6 answers · asked by College GurL 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-11 05:23:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

............ her legs .... boom boom !

2007-01-11 05:23:22 · 20 answers · asked by jizzumonkey 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Paradox of my Appetite

This is my zest, my appetite, and my hate
I can't stand the thought to contemplate
This lust inside of me
Worse than sweet rape or sodomy
It's something, something evil
I can’t stand the glare of the devil
I pussyfooted out underneath the moon
And watched her sleep, a coma gloom
I unzipped the door and watched her
It's so crooked, so repulsive, so impure
I slept inside her bed one night
She was so sweet and heedless
To what was in my head that night
I can't help it if the flower does not bleed
Her flesh is programmed inside, it's what i need
If I could mutate, believe me i would
But the skin, the lips feel so good
I'm so loathed; I’m so lonely
She's my one and only
I am sorry for my curse
It's in my vessels, which makes it worse
Faithless monstrosity of what is grotesque
My wings of suicide so thoughtful in this burlesque
Her muscles, so soft, so tender
I beg myself not to lend a cell on this poor gender
The beast that settles behind my chest
Is here to keep my true nature undressed
There is no failure to be broken
As this creature is delayed unspoken
He crawls inside and breathes a deep spell
And I begin to crack, fracturing my shell
It's not a place of soiree
I will suicide myself where I lay
And then my precious carnality will expire
They will decay into nice soil beneath the mire

2007-01-11 05:23:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do. It's fun.

2007-01-11 05:23:11 · 32 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think of mine?

2007-01-11 05:23:02 · 16 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

One of my co-workers was just going off about how he hates cheese. Everybody was looking at him funny, like maybe he's an insurgent terrorist posing as a fat, bald white guy with sweaty pits and an ugly tie.

2007-01-11 05:22:20 · 16 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Polls & Surveys

He can't decide if he should have his party at the Roller Skating Rink or at the Mini Golf Course. I told him we'd put it to a vote. Which do you think would be best?

2007-01-11 05:22:04 · 10 answers · asked by zil28ennov 6 in Polls & Surveys

It just doesn't seem real.

2007-01-11 05:22:02 · 7 answers · asked by Rachel T. 2 in Celebrities

All three of them are dead.The cabin is locked from the inside.How did they die?

2007-01-11 05:21:31 · 14 answers · asked by Myrtle 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't understand why some of you guys are ragging on me and my husband? He's in the Army, and he's doing his job. He didn't go over there to kill people. He didn't ask to go over there. He doesn't want to be there.

I guess my question is this; If you can't answer my question, without being hateful about it, why bother? This isn't what we want. I don't like that he's over there either. And why do you assume he's killing people? He hasn't killed anyone! He's a mechanic, he works on the vechiles. Geesh! How many of you, that gave hateful answers, go say hateful things to the mechanic when they fix your car? It's his job, nothing more than that.

2007-01-11 05:20:27 · 33 answers · asked by Patty O' Green 5 in Polls & Surveys

Bill went out to buy golf equipment.Bill spent $5 at 1st store, half of what was left + $4 at 2nd store,at 3rd store he spent half of remainder + $3. He then had $5 left to buy golf balls. How mauch ,money did he start out with?

2007-01-11 05:20:02 · 5 answers · asked by lisa g 1 in Jokes & Riddles

It starts out cupid draw back your bow and let your arrow flow stright to your lovers heart for me.

2007-01-11 05:19:46 · 5 answers · asked by Angelbaby 1 in Music

2007-01-11 05:19:40 · 4 answers · asked by bumpb4 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 05:19:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006 I mean.

2007-01-11 05:19:23 · 2 answers · asked by calipornication 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 05:18:48 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I know he had a relationship with Cameron Diaz but that must have been a cover.

2007-01-11 05:17:36 · 37 answers · asked by Raven 5 in Polls & Surveys

friskey at work and there was nothing you could do about it?

2007-01-11 05:17:15 · 20 answers · asked by FunBetty! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 05:17:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I heard a different kind of version....it was kind of Reggae...has anyone heard it....or know where I can get it? Thanks!

2007-01-11 05:16:53 · 6 answers · asked by Emily 4 in Comics & Animation

can i get to say hi 2 me in 5 minutes :-)

2007-01-11 05:16:47 · 8 answers · asked by flubberlubberlubber 4 in Polls & Surveys