Purina Diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my
dog Lola - and was in line to check out. A woman behind
me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no,
I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably
shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of
my orifices and IV's in both arms.
Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on
with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that
the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
feel hungry.
The package said the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled
with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had
poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital?
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt
when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried
out the door.
2007-01-11 05:25:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hahaha
Thats just too funny !!!!!!
2007-01-11 05:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Purina is a disgusting dog food and should NEVER be fed to pets or even your worst enemy.
2007-01-11 13:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by PAWS 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothin like a little kibble to fill you up. Tastes great!
hahahahahahahaha
2007-01-11 13:39:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love your avatar. Chip & Dale are the cutest!
2007-01-11 14:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by hot mama 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah I got that e-mail today
cute
2007-01-11 13:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋