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One of my co-workers was just going off about how he hates cheese. Everybody was looking at him funny, like maybe he's an insurgent terrorist posing as a fat, bald white guy with sweaty pits and an ugly tie.

2007-01-11 05:22:20 · 16 answers · asked by spun up's evil inner child 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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He needs to be reported to the Governor of Wisconsin.

2007-01-11 05:26:21 · answer #1 · answered by T_I_GG_E_R 5 · 1 0

I can't get either one of my daughter's to eat cheese; I don't particularly care for it either; most of the time we don't keep cheese in the house; once a package is gone we don't rush out and buy another; it could be a month or more before there's anymore in the refrigerator; you can absolutely be an American and not like cheese; it's not that great for you anyway; there are alternatives to getting the same vitamins that you get from cheese; sorry

2007-01-11 13:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by Shannon M 3 · 0 0

As GW would say "We as Americans, cannot tolerate the Cheese terrorists. They are a direct threat to the well-being of good honest Americans with their weapons of mass cheese destruction"

2007-01-11 13:28:37 · answer #3 · answered by gypsy_darklady 3 · 1 0

Not like cheese? That's CRAZY! Call Homeland Security, and FAST!

2007-01-11 13:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by J-Dawn 7 · 0 0

Maybe cheese does not agree with him, I love cheese and don't understand why someone would go off about something as simple as not liking cheese, does he have sweaty pits?? Ew!! I feel bad for you if you have to smell that. :)

2007-01-11 13:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 1 0

This is one of those incidents that tests or ability as a nation to accept all peoples' beliefs, whether we agree with hi or not. 'Accepting' doesn't mean 'agreeing with', though, and as much as I hate people who don't like cheese, it's his right to do so. Besides, that's more for the rest of us, right?

2007-01-11 13:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0 0

No. He is oboviously an Iraqie terrorist.


In a REALLY REALLY convincing "Ameriacan *ssshole" suit.


You'd better put a cap in his *ss before he blows something up!

2007-01-11 13:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by toolate 3 · 1 0

What a non-American. Maybe he has pooping issues & it clogs him up or somethin, who knows--you should report him immediately

2007-01-11 13:28:52 · answer #8 · answered by Sunnie 5 · 1 0

Careful, homeland may be already be on it.

2007-01-11 13:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by meanny 2 · 1 0

You need to get right on that !

2007-01-11 13:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 1 0

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