Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

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Misunderstood songs.?

Any songs you can think of that's been totally misunderstood by the buying public. One example being "Lovely day" about drug taking but was taken up as a charity song.

2007-01-10 08:01:59 · 23 answers · asked by GenetteS 3 in Music

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do you like to sing even though you sound like crap?

2007-01-10 08:01:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who was the first non animated TV couple to sleep in a double bed?

2007-01-10 08:01:51 · 5 answers · asked by Keith D 1 in Television

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A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experience she sees her guardian angel and asks if this is her time. The angel says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital for a few more days and have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.

She arrives in heaven again, sees her guardian angel and says, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years!!"

The angel replies, "Sorry. I didn't recognize you."

2007-01-10 08:01:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Mary J. Blige?

Now that she has her life together doesn't she look 10 times better. I know she's still the same person, but she is actually very attractive to me now. did she lose weight or what? is it a sense of serenity or what?

2007-01-10 08:01:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Hi,Guys, Did you know?

If you multiply 111,111,111, by 111,111,111,

You get 12345678987654321.

Clever `eh,
OR

Stressed is Dessert spelled backwards!

OR

The word "racecar" and "kayak" are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left!

I`ll post a joke shortly.

Tink x

2007-01-10 08:01:05 · 25 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who would you rather have as your parents?

In the movie - Meet the Fockers, who would you rather have as your parents...the Fockers (Dustin Hoffman & Barbra Striesand) or the Byrnes (Robert De Niro and Blythe Danner). Explain.

2007-01-10 08:01:05 · 19 answers · asked by Laughing Man Copycat 5 in Celebrities

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does anyone actually know what the S on supermans chest stands for???? i know it is his family crest..?

and it doesnt originally stand for superman.... when he came to earth people assumed it was for superman and it didnt mean that...

2007-01-10 08:01:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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Why has House checked himself into rehab?And do you think House will end up with Cuddy or Cameron?

2007-01-10 08:00:48 · 6 answers · asked by curious 2 in Television

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JoKe! Anything else?

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she's pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am," says the cop. "You ought to know you have a broken reflector on your buggy."
"I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home," replies the Amish lady.
"There's something else," says the cop. "One of your reins seem to be tied to your horse's testic**s. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that too."
Back home the lady tells her husband about her encounter with the cop. "He said the reflector is broken," says the lady.
"I can fix that in two minutes," says her husband. "Anything else?"
"I'm not sure," says the lady. "Something about the emergency brake..." :)

2007-01-10 08:00:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What is you favorite movie of all time, and why?

2007-01-10 08:00:12 · 19 answers · asked by Shanti 1 in Movies

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What's one thing you laugh at that you really shouldn't or feel bad about later?

I have a blind cat, and you'd never know it unless she gets scared. Then she turns away from the noise real quick and knocks her head into the wall.Thud!! First I laugh, then I pick her up.

2007-01-10 08:00:06 · 11 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the music that is played when on Sky's index, a very classical piece?

2007-01-10 07:59:51 · 3 answers · asked by Daryl 1 in Music

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Chilly cheese fries or plain fries?

2007-01-10 07:59:46 · 45 answers · asked by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 in Polls & Surveys

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One of my favorite part in a futurama episode ^^ yours to ?

Fry (talking to the professor) :
Whats the diffrence between a slave and a delivery boy?

Professor:
Less Slave wipping. (Hits Fry with a whip)

2007-01-10 07:59:44 · 4 answers · asked by rpg_killaz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do the X-Files slim sets have the same bonus content as the original sets?

Do they have all the bonus goodies that the original season sets had?

2007-01-10 07:59:37 · 3 answers · asked by neckwear 2 in Television

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Do you tend to chew gum too long?

I do sometimes, like for HOURS, and then my head hurts.

2007-01-10 07:59:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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An Atheist’s Hell?

A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad. She told her mother, "Arthur proposed to me an hour ago."

"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

2007-01-10 07:59:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why is gwen stefani so ugly now?

Maybe it's just me; maybe I have morals and can see that she sold her values for tangible things and now she's uglier than ever. Hell, I liked her with the corn-rolled hair back in the days of spiderwebs. She may have had too much make-up on, but she was making a statement. Now, she's just trying to be another madonnaguillerashleysimpspearstimberlake wanna-be with no direction. She just sings what she is told to sing, and I think she's awful. She has a beautiful voice (well, HAD a beautiful voice) and expressed so much emotion, but now... it's like all of her songs are about her body or how many guys she f*cked last night. So does anybody else find Gwen Stefani ugly now that she sold out?

2007-01-10 07:59:22 · 5 answers · asked by johnmfsample 4 in Music

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