An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she's pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am," says the cop. "You ought to know you have a broken reflector on your buggy."
"I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home," replies the Amish lady.
"There's something else," says the cop. "One of your reins seem to be tied to your horse's testic**s. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that too."
Back home the lady tells her husband about her encounter with the cop. "He said the reflector is broken," says the lady.
"I can fix that in two minutes," says her husband. "Anything else?"
"I'm not sure," says the lady. "Something about the emergency brake..." :)
2007-01-10 08:00:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fingers i just fell of my seat where did you get that one 10/10
2007-01-10 08:11:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
2007-01-10 08:36:45 · answer #2 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats the 2nd funniest thing i've heard today...
the other was the community of people with only 1 testicle - they live in wimbledon common and their called the oneballs
2007-01-10 08:04:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-10 08:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Cold Bird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-01-10 08:04:35 · answer #5 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe! that is so cute!!
2007-01-10 08:13:06 · answer #6 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.......very good, thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-10 08:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋