Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time

2007-01-10 19:18:29 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

One two three four five six seven eight, schlemiel, sclemozzle, -------- --------- incorporated. Fill in the blanks.

2007-01-10 19:18:27 · 6 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Television

2007-01-10 19:18:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A lady walks into a bar and
says,'' Barkeep, gimme a martooni.'' The bartender goes back and fixes
her a martini. She downs it and says, ''Barkeep, gimme another
martooni.'' So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs that,
and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10
minutes bartender says,'' Would you like another?'' She says,'' Oh,
no, I got this terrible heartburn.''

The bartender says, ''Okay,
there are three things wrong here:
Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.

Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
Number 3: You're not
having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray.''

2007-01-10 19:17:42 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I see you shiver with Antici--

2007-01-10 19:16:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Are most people are other people? Are your thoughts someone elses opinions, your life a mimicry, your passions a quotation?...

2007-01-10 19:16:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A drunken man
staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said
nothing.

The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.

The
priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says
nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt
to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,'
pal. There's no paper."

2007-01-10 19:16:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What 9 letter word has only 1 syllable and only 1 vowel?

2007-01-10 19:14:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Are we compatable? and im so much in love w/ him but he only see's me as a friend. I have been in love w/ him for 2 years. And i have told him i love him 3 times. And one night i was putting myself down. and he puts his arm around me to comfort me and then leans over and kisses me and this lasted bout an hour of fooling around. and then he says im sorry i wasnt myself that shouldnt of happened. and then he said he regretted it the other day. do libras tend to do that. Is he in love w/ me but doenst want it to ruin our friendship. please tell me...

2007-01-10 19:14:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I like acousticy type stuff...... soulful..... with a message! I even like some bob dylan and older acoustic guys with a good message. ANY IDEAS?

2007-01-10 19:14:30 · 6 answers · asked by zarqawisdeadbitch 1 in Music

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends £5,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk the same burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."



He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast...He gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"



He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."



Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?'

The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"

"I promise I won't." she says.

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."

2007-01-10 19:14:28 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 19:12:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 19:11:57 · 14 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

in the title??

2007-01-10 19:11:18 · 34 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Music

2007-01-10 19:10:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... she had a new one on today (January 10th)'s episode. it flips open to a keyboard.

2007-01-10 19:10:49 · 1 answers · asked by Jelly 3 in Television

2007-01-10 19:10:10 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

2007-01-10 19:09:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

list in most favorite order and state your car color.

2007-01-10 19:09:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 19:08:38 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 19:07:41 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

THIS BUD'S FOR YOU

2007-01-10 19:07:18 · 4 answers · asked by biitch 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 19:06:46 · 21 answers · asked by sassy girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

http://ginmichael.freeyellow.com/Nakedbasset.jpg Would you buy one? ^.^

2007-01-10 19:05:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please, ANYONE, i can't find the lyrics for this song:

LANDSLIDE performed by SINK WITHOUT FAIL

Please help!

2007-01-10 19:05:28 · 1 answers · asked by Karen 2 in Music

2007-01-10 19:03:40 · 6 answers · asked by sillkee1 4 in Polls & Surveys

3 guys go to a hotel, it costs them $30 for one room. So they each pay 10.(10x3=30) As the cashier is about to put the money away, he remembers its Saturday and its only 25 per room. So he grabs 5 one dollar bills, to give back to them. But as he is walking to give it to the 3 guys, he decides since he cant spilt it up evenly he will put 2 in his pocket and give 1 dollar to each of the guys.
So that means each person paid 9 dollars to get a room.
9x3=27, 27 plus the two in the guys pocket equal 29

Were did the other dollar go?

2007-01-10 19:02:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 19:02:34 · 3 answers · asked by revolution 3 in Television

What is your most embarrassing moment?

2007-01-10 19:02:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 19:01:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys