A lady walks into a bar and
says,'' Barkeep, gimme a martooni.'' The bartender goes back and fixes
her a martini. She downs it and says, ''Barkeep, gimme another
martooni.'' So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs that,
and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10
minutes bartender says,'' Would you like another?'' She says,'' Oh,
no, I got this terrible heartburn.''
The bartender says, ''Okay,
there are three things wrong here:
Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.
Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
Number 3: You're not
having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray.''
2007-01-10 19:17:42 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! Not heard that one!
2007-01-10 22:36:09 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-10 19:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-01-10 19:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny.....but i dint get why her burning boob gives her heartburn....am i wrong but i thought heart burn is in the centre of your chest not on the left or right.....but thats me being to literal again i suppose
2007-01-10 21:06:48 · answer #4 · answered by jeff c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really laugh out loud, but a good laugh nonetheless.
2007-01-10 19:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by ShadowX 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny i laughed so hard i knocked my old lady into a nearby ashtray that was lit with a cigar and she happend also too fry her tit in it lol
looks like gorbachovs forehead
2007-01-10 19:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by neo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ow **** the babys tea is burning 10/10
2007-01-10 19:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny ish
xx
2007-01-10 20:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
xD Funny
2007-01-10 19:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by Lyrical Lie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-01-11 06:29:34 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing..
2007-01-10 20:48:36 · answer #11 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋