A drunken man
staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said
nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The
priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says
nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt
to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,'
pal. There's no paper."
2007-01-10 19:16:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your on the ball today thats a cracker 10/10
2007-01-10 19:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-10 19:19:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 9/10
2007-01-10 20:56:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes definately, a bit of toilet humour in church, a good thing i think as the church does take it self so seriously!
2007-01-10 19:20:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slightly amusing..
2007-01-10 20:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by Sunny-T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooooooooooo, so bad but funny!
2007-01-10 22:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-10 20:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-10 19:40:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-10 19:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny in deed
2007-01-10 21:17:56 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋