...and the woman selling them in a beautiful woman. They are all nervous to talk to her, but eventually one guy musters the courage to ask her. He walks up to her and stammers, "Hi, I'd like a ticket to Titsburgh..." He blushes and runs out of the room.
The second guy does likewise and says, "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, and I'd like a seat in first @ss." He, too, blushes and runs away.
The third guy goes up and says, "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, and I'd like a seat in first class." Feeling proud for not messing up, he was prompted to continue: "Ma'am, you're so beautiful, when you go to heaven, St. Finger will be wagging his peter at you!"
LOL LOL
2007-01-10
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