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He usually responds to Adolf. I think he's jealous because I've been trying to make meth, and not spending too much time with him.

2007-01-10 04:27:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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He was recently spotted wearing a chef's apron with the logo "Mr. Jew-B-Que" printed on it.

2007-01-10 04:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 1 0

uh, I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but he's hiding out at my place. He claims you said some pretty unsensitive things to him last night regarding what he called "the fashion show", I didn't get into it, he seemed pretty upset. So I gave him a little warm Ovaltine with half a Percoset crushed in it, so while the little sweetheart is having his nappy-poo, maybe you could toddle off to the store and buy him something pretty, and come over after lunch and say you're sorry.

Glad I could help.

2007-01-10 12:32:26 · answer #2 · answered by My Dog Rowdy 5 · 1 0

Maybe he is hanging out with the cast and crew of "Little People, Big World" - I love that show.

Midgets rock.

I'd like to date a midget woman some day.

2007-01-10 12:32:00 · answer #3 · answered by degendave99 3 · 0 0

Funny you mention it, because my midget dictator Mussolini ran away overnight. He only took his sausage maker and an issue of Mad Magazine with him. He seemed upset with how the world was going and said that there are no values anymore. Maybe he ran away with Adolf.

2007-01-10 12:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Poor little guy! I'll be sure to keep an eye out for him. I'm sure I could lure him in with my collection of SS memorabilia.
To keep him around, start making him a part of your meth cooking time, He would surely love to help.

2007-01-10 12:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh sh*t! Is that what I stepped on last night? Thought it was a bug. Made one h*ll of a mess on the bottom of my shoe. Sorry about that!

2007-01-10 12:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by sloop_sailor 5 · 1 0

lmaooooooooooo
Did you look at the park? Mine normally hides under the monkey bars.

2007-01-10 12:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

he is up adolf's azz

He likes it cause it's so stretched out his whole body fits.

2007-01-10 12:32:09 · answer #8 · answered by ∞ Mixed § Peanuts ∞ 3 · 0 0

i think i spotted him at the bagel shop ordering a bagel with a side of lochs.

2007-01-10 12:30:11 · answer #9 · answered by mylittlemela 5 · 1 0

i`ll bring the search dogs.

2007-01-10 12:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by brock 7 · 1 0

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