...and the woman selling them in a beautiful woman. They are all nervous to talk to her, but eventually one guy musters the courage to ask her. He walks up to her and stammers, "Hi, I'd like a ticket to Titsburgh..." He blushes and runs out of the room.
The second guy does likewise and says, "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, and I'd like a seat in first @ss." He, too, blushes and runs away.
The third guy goes up and says, "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, and I'd like a seat in first class." Feeling proud for not messing up, he was prompted to continue: "Ma'am, you're so beautiful, when you go to heaven, St. Finger will be wagging his peter at you!"
LOL LOL
2007-01-10 04:34:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL that was good.
2007-01-10 04:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had the potential, but bombed worse than Cutthroat Island.
2007-01-10 12:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OOOO my gosh... thats horrible... but in a good way... you know what i mean?? anyways that cracks me up!
2007-01-10 12:58:54 · answer #3 · answered by Tara M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-10 12:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one..........lol
2007-01-10 13:52:55 · answer #5 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-01-10 12:40:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL indeed!
2007-01-10 13:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats was funny, thanks for the laugh
2007-01-10 13:11:32 · answer #8 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UHHH! I don't get it! HUH???
2007-01-10 12:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by Diamond 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋