Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
Your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
Your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.
2007-01-10 04:32:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You guys are all great!
2007-01-10 14:40:30 · update #1
I have a few:
You might be a redneck if....
An episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life
You bring a can of beer to a job interview
You go to a family reunion to meet women
You think mutual funds means everyone is having a good time
The word, varmint is on your tombstone
You go to work without a shirt on, and so does your husband
You wear a tube top to a funeral
The closest thing to royalty is going to Burger King
You can be entertained for hours with just a flyswatter
You refer to fifth grade as senior year
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade
You have an electronic singing fish in more than 3 rooms in your house
You have ever been too drunk to fish
You and your wife compare beer bellies
Your underwear doubles as a bathing suit
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 miles per hour
2007-01-10 14:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You might also be a redneck if......
- Your family tree does not fork.
- You hate Jeff Gordon because he enunciates when he speaks.
- Someone shouts "hoe-down" and your girlfriend drops to the floor.
- You own a home that is mobile, but 3 cars that aren't.
- You own a complete set of salad bowls all labeled "Cool Whip"
2007-01-10 04:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by Maverick 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You refer to the sixth grade as "My Senior year"
You go to the family reunion to meet women
You've ever taken a beer to a job interview.
You mow the lawn and find five cars
Helping your brother in law move involves putting the wheels on the trailer
2007-01-10 04:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha u ARE a redneck if united states in texas, have a pickup truck, and on the lower back of the truck are the words GIT-R-carried out!! haha i personally said that once i become utilising by way of there!!! :-)
2016-12-28 15:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
-You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
- You think Genitalia is an Italian airline
-You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
- You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
2007-01-10 04:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by So Happy!! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ytou guys made quite an impressive list! very funny!lol
2007-01-10 05:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I am a redneck
2007-01-10 04:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by heaven o 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Or my favorite:
Your front porch collapses and at least three dogs die.
2007-01-10 04:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-01-10 04:40:51 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
phew... I'm not a redneck. thank goodness.
2007-01-10 04:37:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋