Entertainment & Music - 8 January 2007

Its whirring around...has a flashing light and vibrating loudly...what is it?

2007-01-08 19:50:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "There is three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly.

The wife responds,"Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

2007-01-08 19:49:56 · 16 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Are kids totally unaware of old rock musicians? I dont expect them to know any songs but surely they would know who they were? Lol he knew Ozzy Osbourne only becoz of the Osbornes show and not through Black Sabbath

2007-01-08 19:49:11 · 30 answers · asked by nalin f 1 in Music

well, if you don't straighten up and fly right you just might have that experience

2007-01-08 19:48:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A guy tells his doctor his genitals have turned orange.The doctor says,"I've never seen anything like that before, does it hurt?"The guy says no."R u very sexually active?", the doctor asks again.Again he says no.He says ,all I do is watch pornos & eat my cheetos.

2007-01-08 19:47:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know he does screenwriting, etc.

2007-01-08 19:47:40 · 3 answers · asked by Jeff M 1 in Movies

2007-01-08 19:46:52 · 19 answers · asked by peaches 2 in Polls & Surveys

i have seen her latest pics . she only has a cute face . and she is selling it.

2007-01-08 19:46:40 · 7 answers · asked by tricksy52002 2 in Celebrities

I just seen it on [adult swim]

2007-01-08 19:46:03 · 6 answers · asked by ♫♂ РҰЯӨζξ ♂♫ 2 in Television

A monkey and a lizard were smoking a joint in a tree. The lizard got really thirsty so he went down to the river to get a drink. He met an alligator who asked him what he was doing.

Lizard said "Oh, just getting a drink. I was smoking a joint with a monkey up in that tree."

The alligator didn't believe this crazy story, so he went over to the tree to check it out. He looked up at the monkey and said "Hey!"

The monkey's eyes got really big and he asked, "Dang..How much water did you drink!?"

2007-01-08 19:45:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-08 19:45:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i read on newspaper they expect that.

2007-01-08 19:45:08 · 5 answers · asked by peaches an cream 3 in Celebrities

When Ralph first noticed that his pnies was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"

2007-01-08 19:44:12 · 11 answers · asked by GS 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Im going to buy my gf either a watch, necklace, or earrings. Im looking to spend no more than $200. Do u know whats nice in that price range? Please give me the name of the brand and the item, also place I can find it. Thanks all!!!

2007-01-08 19:43:17 · 7 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

How many plays?

2007-01-08 19:42:46 · 6 answers · asked by askandanswer 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 19:42:41 · 5 answers · asked by bunts55 1 in Music

2007-01-08 19:41:47 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

what would it be?
anything except more time to live...

2007-01-08 19:41:32 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-08 19:41:25 · 9 answers · asked by jasonhathagay 1 in Movies

2007-01-08 19:41:14 · 10 answers · asked by Cosmo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I tried toothpaste alcohol, baking soda and vaseline...i don't have pledge or I would have tried it...its midnight I need help

2007-01-08 19:40:39 · 10 answers · asked by Olive 4 in Music

Im going to buy my gf either a watch, necklace, or earrings. Im looking to spend no more than $200. Do u know whats nice in that price range? Please give me the name of the brand and the item, also place I can find it. Thanks all

2007-01-08 19:40:25 · 8 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

and that degrassi show is that like real life stuff and lol laguna beach is it all based on real life or is it just a script?

2007-01-08 19:40:20 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-08 19:40:10 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Seen Someone.... 'FIRST'.... like in a store...or somewhere..
and gave them the .... DITCH'..?
HID...and
PRETENDED.... you never saw them....???

how..about.....BAM.... right smack ito them........ ++;0

2007-01-08 19:40:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 19:39:37 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

I think the poor girl must have lost them when she was out partying.

2007-01-08 19:38:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Why am i so horny.....
it's 2:35am
just got home..
hehehe
Do you have any salsa?
I got the munchies
Damn it...I should be sleepy..
Some one knock me over the head

2007-01-08 19:38:15 · 23 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I love to kiss! Do you?

2007-01-08 19:37:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 19:37:45 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Music