When Ralph first noticed that his pnies was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be cured through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife, "you are planning to lengthen Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
2007-01-08 19:44:12 · 11 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thik this is the first one I've laughed at on here!
2007-01-13 04:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mommy to Boys 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-01-13 12:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by wanda k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10.
2007-01-08 22:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is real good LOL
2007-01-09 01:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a great joke, got any more?
2007-01-13 16:16:31 · answer #5 · answered by sam s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovely
2007-01-08 19:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by Wow! I have a pig nose! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-08 20:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by Shubho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaa
2007-01-09 07:15:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
BRAVO, MAGNIFIC,SUPERB. PLEASE GIVE RALPH MY NUMBER. IM A WOMAN IN MAJOR NEED
2007-01-13 06:57:37 · answer #9 · answered by kindkayeye/im a chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har, har, har, good one.
2007-01-08 19:47:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋