Entertainment & Music - 8 January 2007

would you faint?

2007-01-08 20:27:56 · 13 answers · asked by Mysterious 6 in Polls & Surveys

or answered them?

2007-01-08 20:27:48 · 20 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

In the year 2006 , the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in
England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and
over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me"

Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few
good humans."

He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, "You have 6 months to build the
Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard
- but no Ark.

"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed
Building Regulations Approval. I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade
about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I should
have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden
because it is development of the site even though in my view it is a
temporary structure. We had to go to appeal to the Secretary of State
for a decision.

Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the
future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to
clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the
sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree
Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific
Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince
the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no
go! When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They
insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They
argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it> was cruel and
inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers
Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an
environmental impact study on your proposed flood. I'm still trying to
resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many
BMEs I'm supposed to hire for my building team. The trades unions say I
can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only CSCS accredited
workers with Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets,
claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered
species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to
finish this Ark."

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow
stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean
you're not going to destroy the world?"






"No," said the Lord. "Looks like the Labour government beat me to it."

2007-01-08 20:27:44 · 19 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

who tells you all the bull you really wanna hear!?

My friend calls me to tell me her best friend is in a relationship that is destructive for her but sticks with the man no matter what just to have the impression of having someone!!!

2007-01-08 20:27:32 · 9 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 20:27:03 · 1 answers · asked by phil 2 in Movies

2007-01-08 20:24:29 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

on your refridgerator ........ i have.....photos...magnets...
important papers.......
one magnet says....... FORGET THE DOG... BEWARE OF WIFE!

2007-01-08 20:24:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 20:23:59 · 10 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 20:23:50 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-08 20:23:36 · 2 answers · asked by rainbow 1 in Music

2007-01-08 20:23:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 20:22:45 · 10 answers · asked by jrtoyboy 3 in Movies

2007-01-08 20:21:57 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I mean, would they need a bunch of rope, a gallon of barbeque sauce, and a george foreman grill to say hi?

2007-01-08 20:21:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGlrByRR-78
Is it possible to download it from the internet and from which website?

2007-01-08 20:20:58 · 1 answers · asked by Unazaki 4 in Music

2007-01-08 20:20:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 20:20:14 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

2007-01-08 20:17:54 · 9 answers · asked by fireblade 2 in Television

Can someone tell me please, on the new Co-operative food advert in the uk, the one with the lasagnes on etc, is the music in the background played by the gorgeous Johnny Depp? It sounds exactly like the guiter music he played on the film 'Chocolat'.

2007-01-08 20:17:37 · 3 answers · asked by gingajen 3 in Television

In your opinion, who can be Cyndi Lauper's successor?

2007-01-08 20:16:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i heard christina ricci was one of them. is it true

2007-01-08 20:16:53 · 3 answers · asked by hotsexychic 1 in Movies

2007-01-08 20:16:18 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Celebrities

I am so serious about this question!!!!!!!!
I need to know how to watch the first season of this show without having to buy.
I know people say youtube, the click on N,
and tv-links.co.uk, and other websites but I must be dumb because I have been on
every one of these sites and all I get is stupid music video.
I am so addicted to this show and I am so in need of watching the first season. I just caught the last half of the second season but I seen on the N that the first half of the second season is coming back on. I am not stressed about second season.
I want someone to help me PLEASE before I go SON crazy.

2007-01-08 20:14:12 · 1 answers · asked by Stephie 3 in Television

2007-01-08 20:13:13 · 43 answers · asked by Connor B 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-08 20:11:59 · 5 answers · asked by kaha 1 in Television

2007-01-08 20:10:54 · 37 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

NETFLIX....??
I GAVE MY A SON A YEARS...SUBSCRIPTION
FOR FATHERS DAY.......HE LOVES IT...!!

2007-01-08 20:10:23 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Im going to hit the sack"?

2007-01-08 20:10:10 · 11 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 20:10:08 · 10 answers · asked by freeverse 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-08 20:10:05 · 15 answers · asked by chuck 1 in Polls & Surveys