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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.

Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "There is three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly.

The wife responds,"Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

2007-01-08 19:49:56 · 16 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Ha Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!

2007-01-08 22:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 1

boring 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
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thats were this joke is on my scale !!

2007-01-09 04:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

from 1 to 9 i give it a 6

2007-01-09 03:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I would say that the best man gets to wear the gold.

2007-01-12 23:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by Ericqua 4 · 0 0

with those condoms hes on a winner every time that's 10/10

2007-01-09 05:56:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

What ever happened to:
"I aint stopping till the show is over!" Tupac

But remember the length of time it takes the average woman to *** is...It doesn't matter as long as I get my nut!!!

2007-01-09 04:35:05 · answer #6 · answered by Loren H 3 · 0 1

NIce

2007-01-13 20:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by wanda k 1 · 0 0

Not naughty at all but it is cute and quite true in most relationships

2007-01-09 09:25:57 · answer #8 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0 1

Touche'!

2007-01-09 04:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by backinbowl 6 · 0 1

Ooooo!! LOL. LOL.

Thanks for the laugh! Have a great day!

2007-01-10 08:58:14 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 1

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