A monkey and a lizard were smoking a joint in a tree. The lizard got really thirsty so he went down to the river to get a drink. He met an alligator who asked him what he was doing.
Lizard said "Oh, just getting a drink. I was smoking a joint with a monkey up in that tree."
The alligator didn't believe this crazy story, so he went over to the tree to check it out. He looked up at the monkey and said "Hey!"
The monkey's eyes got really big and he asked, "Dang..How much water did you drink!?"
2007-01-08 19:45:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep! It's funny! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-01-10 04:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-30 10:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. 7/10.
2007-01-08 20:13:45 · answer #3 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey this one is funny. I never heard it before. I woke up my boyfriend from LOL.10
2007-01-08 20:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by ronnie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! I never heard it before....it's interesting LOL
2007-01-08 20:04:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-09 03:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I have heard that one, but its been awhile
2007-01-08 19:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes
2007-01-08 19:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by dreamnfox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool....
2007-01-08 19:51:10 · answer #9 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeahs
and guess what.... It's still funny.
2007-01-08 19:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋