Entertainment & Music - 4 January 2007

It was a comedy about the World Cup from a Scottish point of view. It had lines like "Aah one of the immortals - course he's dead now" and (talking about the '78 world cup) "Peru. Iran. Scotland. Holland. The initials would spell how the team was to play."

I remember it from my childhood unfortunately my Grandad taped over it. Anyone know how I can get a copy or just confirm the existence of such a program? Or any links to websites where I might have more luck. Thanks.

2007-01-04 10:57:17 · 6 answers · asked by Fitz 3 in Television

2007-01-04 10:57:01 · 49 answers · asked by bridesfan 1 in Polls & Surveys

television tonight

2007-01-04 10:56:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 10:55:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I usually like her music, but this song just BLOWS!


Is the rest of the CD any good?

2007-01-04 10:55:48 · 26 answers · asked by shut_up_and_talk_to_me 1 in Polls & Surveys

would you like to be popular or unpopular.would you like to get all boys or girls to like you.would you like to be rich,poor,or inthe middle.would you live in a mansion,house,aparment,or shake

2007-01-04 10:55:27 · 11 answers · asked by corbin bleu's girlfriend 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 10:55:22 · 5 answers · asked by Bubbles 1 in Polls & Surveys

condoms or femine pads or some other "personal" product? Has this ever happened to you?

2007-01-04 10:55:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whatever "this" means to you right now. No, I can't handle "this"...

2007-01-04 10:55:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If a bunch of females told you that they wanted to play, would you play?

2007-01-04 10:54:43 · 18 answers · asked by ghjkhlh 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-04 10:54:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

someone follows my question/answers and gives me thumbsdown......... even when I don't deserve, sometimes I do though.......... hehe.

2007-01-04 10:54:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The song was something like this:
"Got one sock, looking for the other,
Got one sock, looking for it's brother,
Got one sock, got to find the other,
Cause who could only wear one sock?"

I'd like to know the show and what the song actually was since I know I don't have it quite right.

2007-01-04 10:53:59 · 2 answers · asked by imjustasteph 4 in Music

Have you ever made jokes or said something funny and someone just keeps telling you they are not funny?

I have this bad idea email thing that I send to my friends every week. One of my friends is emailing me back every week telling me how they are not funny. The thing is, everyone else I email it to tells me how hilarious they are. It is so annoying! She keeps telling me "Wow this week was a stinker too!"

2007-01-04 10:53:53 · 8 answers · asked by ~Blue Eyes~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Grandma Goes to Court

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years.

Defense! Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"….And that's when I shot the son of a *****

2007-01-04 10:53:52 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ancient Chinese Proverbs...

Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone

Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fishes in other man's well catches crabs

2007-01-04 10:53:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What did you think? Did it make you cry?!!

2007-01-04 10:53:14 · 8 answers · asked by Carrie 4 in Television

It's never very clear about that.

2007-01-04 10:52:36 · 4 answers · asked by meghanhappy 5 in Movies

To me?

(Should I brace myself?)

2007-01-04 10:52:20 · 26 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

is procrastinating??
I am!
I don't want to study...
What are you putting off?

2007-01-04 10:52:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's this? What's this? na na na na na naa (i don't know the rest) That's exactly how I felt when I came here about five or six months ago...♥

2007-01-04 10:51:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what kind of music do you listen and whats your fav band/singer from the genre(s)....my friend and i are working on a project for school and it would help me alot if i got alot of answers!!thanx xxxxxxx

2007-01-04 10:51:38 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We can clearly establish that the Simsons and other charaters coloured yellow are White (Caucasian) or European as well as Jewish (Krusty and his dad), also we clearly know there are people from other races that look the colour they are supposed to be such as Dr Hibert (Ha-Ha, Ha-Ha) who is African American and is coloured brown, as well as chinese people who are coloured a pale yellow and Indian people (from the country India not Native Americans) are coloured brown.

2007-01-04 10:50:19 · 30 answers · asked by detroitred1965 2 in Television

Mine is playing Video games

2007-01-04 10:49:36 · 29 answers · asked by BENDER IS THE BOMB!!! (Fav show) 4 in Polls & Surveys

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair, wooh sellie wokis, rising up through the air, up ahead in the distance, i saw a shimering light........

2007-01-04 10:49:17 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Is it some kind of conspiracy? As in life 'nothing happens without a reason'. Is the screen direction of the recent 'Pauline's dead' episode, where Sonia (the ugliest, most overpaid actress of modern times), dramatically cuts the top off a boiled egg symbolic of the decapulation of the monarchy? Was Arthur the embodiment of modern man? A man flawed by human temptation (apart from marrying her). God bless his soul.

2007-01-04 10:49:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-04 10:48:46 · 27 answers · asked by bridesfan 1 in Polls & Surveys

free at last free at last, no more shackles now I know I'm bad or back I really can't remember. Thanks

2007-01-04 10:48:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Is it some kind of conspiracy? As in life 'nothing happens without a reason'. Is the screen direction of the recent 'Pauline's dead' episode, where Sonia (the ugliest, most overpaid actress of modern times), dramatically cuts the top off a boiled egg symbolic of the decapulation of the monarchy? Was Arthur the embodiment of modern man? A man flawed by human temptation (apart from marrying her). God bless his soul.

2007-01-04 10:48:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

The mans wife said "are we going to die" he said "yes darling we are" so she said "well make me feel like a woman just once more" so he took of his shirt and trouers and said " here you are, iron these".

2007-01-04 10:47:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles