Ancient Chinese Proverbs...
Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
Man who fishes in other man's well catches crabs
2007-01-04 10:53:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee... I liked it. I pictured a fat little buddah looking guy saying the proverbs to me the whole time!
^_^
Well thanks for the laugh....LOL
Really.....I am laughing out loud! hahahahaha
2007-01-04 11:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I answered this earlier, but somehow got bumped off. So, here we go again.
LOL :D
Others:
He who jumps out of plane without parachute, jumps to conclusion.
She who spits in the wind, gets back in her face.
He who looks backward to past, trips over future.
Man with short penis, gets long in the face.
2007-01-08 09:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were amazing!!!
i loved the man who run in front of car one followed by the man who run behind and the last 3 were great but all so funny!!!!!!
:)
2007-01-04 19:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont see a ha-ha or even a lol in dat 1......the joke about the chicken crossin da road is even betta den ur's!
2007-01-07 18:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by Welcome! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but funny! 9/10! You learn something new everyday!
2007-01-04 19:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I JUST got that in an email. Never thought to put it here. Verry funny stuff
2007-01-04 19:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-04 19:22:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great thats too funny
2007-01-04 19:01:01 · answer #8 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever, I liked it a lot.
2007-01-04 19:02:08 · answer #9 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you get those from fortune cookies?
2007-01-04 19:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋