Is it some kind of conspiracy? As in life 'nothing happens without a reason'. Is the screen direction of the recent 'Pauline's dead' episode, where Sonia (the ugliest, most overpaid actress of modern times), dramatically cuts the top off a boiled egg symbolic of the decapulation of the monarchy? Was Arthur the embodiment of modern man? A man flawed by human temptation (apart from marrying her). God bless his soul.
2007-01-04 10:48:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Please don't get paranoid about EastEnders! That way lies madness.
I managed to break my addiction 2 years ago. The feeling of freedom from Sonia, Martin and Pauline was tremendous.
Give up now!
2007-01-04 10:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eastenders? Confrontational, mysogynistic nonsense mate.
Why does everyone seem to leave in a black cab, when they've got a tube station? How come absolutely anyone can take over any market stall?
All the female characters are treated really badly (think about it). It ain't right...
Look after the stall for me, will ya? I'm goin' up West....
2007-01-04 22:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by slayer73uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha , you picked up on the egg thing aswell ,, yeah man' what a minger, do you reckon she shaves her moustache??. As for eastenders , no wonder they all go up the westend for a good time , where's Frank Butcher , he used to come out with hilarious sayings, "do you want a dry slap" or "what do you take me for, some sort of blind carrot ,like the duke of cornball".
Yeah it's crap
2007-01-04 10:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. You missed out the - Sonia (the ugliest, most overpaid actress and FAT COW of modern times) bit.
2007-01-04 10:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by chutney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch this space - in a few years - Pauline will be found shacked Up with Dirty Den .. and be having an affair with Dot..
2007-01-04 10:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's all about 20 years past its sell by date.
2007-01-04 10:50:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its the best comedy on the tele at the moment! Pinch o'salt an' al that!
2007-01-04 10:50:06 · answer #7 · answered by LOFTY 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
who cares about a worthless bunch of gobshite southern arseholes
2007-01-04 10:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by Clockwork Orange 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
why do they go up west?
2007-01-04 10:49:49 · answer #9 · answered by romancer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depression, depression and did i mention, depression ?
2007-01-04 10:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋