Grandma Goes to Court
Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years.
Defense! Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!"….And that's when I shot the son of a *****
2007-01-04 10:53:52 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your the best comedian always laughing no matter what the others say
2007-01-04 12:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nun was walking through central park late one night when all of a sudden a man leaped out and pulled her into the bushes and raped her. After he was through he got up all proud and said "so sister, what are you going to say to the holy father in confession tomorrow?" The nun replied, " I'm gonna tel him the truth- I was walking through central park late last night when a man pulled me into the bushes and raped me once, unless you're tired."
2007-01-04 11:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny, well done, thats a 10 out 10
2007-01-04 11:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that is sooo funny. I wish somebody would do that in real life, but not the shootin part. But i laughed that is a reallly funny one. I like it, i'm gonna use this later on.
2007-01-04 11:07:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was kind of expecting a different ending; to be honest.
I'd give it a 6/10
2007-01-04 10:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
course it is funny. What a sad trick to play on a desperate old lady though.
2007-01-04 10:56:17 · answer #6 · answered by Princess415 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad. Kinda funny.
2007-01-04 10:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by the Boss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Another court joke:-
Jeremy is up in court for gross indecency in a public toilet.
'How do you plead Guilty or Not Guilty?'
Jeremy who had a cold started coughing...'Cough,cough cough'
The Judge asked him 'Would you like a fisherman's friend?'
Jeremy: 'No thank you m'lud...... I'm in enough trouble as it is.'
2007-01-04 11:38:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bit of an anti-climax!
2007-01-04 10:58:50 · answer #9 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if that guys dont think thats funny its them whos sick brill 10/10
2007-01-04 19:35:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋