Entertainment & Music - 3 January 2007

2007-01-03 07:14:30 · 23 answers · asked by Someone 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-03 07:14:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-03 07:13:57 · 8 answers · asked by Amy C 1 in Music

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2007-01-03 07:13:53 · 18 answers · asked by Franky 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-03 07:13:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems.

They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup are all over their robes; hamhocks. Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold; some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are beer bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the....!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord".

This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

2007-01-03 07:12:40 · 20 answers · asked by Lady 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-03 07:12:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want one

2007-01-03 07:12:11 · 12 answers · asked by Rudy 2 in Polls & Surveys

What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die?

I've been recking my brains to come up with the answer. Whats yours?

2007-01-03 07:12:05 · 31 answers · asked by adozenredroses12 3 in Jokes & Riddles

of the family with him over his lifetime, and I noticed that the Dr.'s wife used to look pretty average, but now seems anorexic! Does anyone else see this?

2007-01-03 07:11:59 · 1 answers · asked by shellbugger 5 in Television

2007-01-03 07:11:32 · 3 answers · asked by Ashley Bass 3 in Movies

2007-01-03 07:11:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-03 07:11:26 · 2 answers · asked by Jesse James 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-03 07:10:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-03 07:10:41 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-03 07:10:33 · 16 answers · asked by guerop3 1 in Television

2007-01-03 07:10:21 · 25 answers · asked by CJ 1 in Polls & Surveys

well my ? says it all, r they, or r they not pleaz tell me i luve that movie!

2007-01-03 07:09:00 · 7 answers · asked by Allison 1 in Television

ok i know another dumb quiestion but i hear everyone talking about this prerson & i need 2 know who the hell she is!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-03 07:08:51 · 14 answers · asked by Meranda 2 in Polls & Surveys

I am the age between 8-12! I really want to be famous!
2 points! Thankz!

2007-01-03 07:08:47 · 6 answers · asked by HSM_lover 3 in Celebrities

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie, "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees.

"Really," said Charles, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."

2007-01-03 07:08:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-03 07:08:35 · 57 answers · asked by CJ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-03 07:07:19 · 54 answers · asked by deedee 2 in Polls & Surveys

'Sometimes..'
'You still here..?'
I thought you're talking to me!'
Oh.. For god's sake man..'
'Sorry, Naz..'
'Just.. Just Shut up.. Gosh..'

2007-01-03 07:07:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i have stopped. to me she was the show. she always lit up the tv screen.

2007-01-03 07:07:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

American children and communities need assistance and awareness of their plight here, and America is the country that employs and pays these people.

2007-01-03 07:06:55 · 7 answers · asked by bumppo 5 in Celebrities

Why does the bruise on Dragon's arm hurt when she pokes at it? How can she make it stop hurting when she pokes at it?

Thanks fer yer answers! ♥

2007-01-03 07:06:44 · 4 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

ok i am struggling here. i went to watch deja vu last night and when it come to end end it made me thi nk of another film i have seen in the past. the morrel is there is a couple and the film shows the cuople in a life like a comedy and towards the end something happens to the the one of them and they have the choice to have them back but they wont remember a thing. its also abit like FAMILY MAN with nicolas cage. please help my brain is bettered.

2007-01-03 07:05:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Lower your shields, and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Freedom is irrelevant; Self-determination is irrelevant; You must comply. Strength is irrelevant. Death is irrelevant. Your defensive capabilities are unable to withstand us. Resistance is futile. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us.

2007-01-03 07:05:28 · 6 answers · asked by Snowman 1 in Television

2007-01-03 07:05:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys