Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems.
They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup are all over their robes; hamhocks. Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold; some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are beer bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."
The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the....!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord".
This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"
2007-01-03 07:12:40 · 20 answers · asked by Lady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
♥ a little
2007-01-03 07:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by Mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2007-01-03 15:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by killaofthedark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but cute! 8/10.
2007-01-03 17:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no did't make me laugh
how many seconds are in a year ?
there are 12, jan 2, feb 2, mar 2 and so on
2007-01-03 16:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by black_wolf87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No laughter what-so-ever... don't get it at all. Maybe if you're punctuation and grammar wasn't so bad, it might be different.
No, actually... that's not right. It just was NOT funny.
2007-01-03 15:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by A Carmy of One 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but cute liked it
2007-01-03 15:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, I don't get it. I even read it twice cuz I thought I missed something.
2007-01-03 16:01:04 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2007-01-03 15:15:36 · answer #8 · answered by kim_n_orlando 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute story.
but to answer your question it didn`t mae me laugh, just smile.
2007-01-03 15:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by E-V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me smile, but negativecomments made me grin;-)
2007-01-03 15:35:50 · answer #10 · answered by shrek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋