A mum is in the bath with her 5 yr old son, and during the bath, the lad turned around and looked at his mother intently. His eyes were drawn to his mothers tuppence...
"Mummy," he said " What is that between your legs?"
Slightly embarrassed, she tried to think quickly of a suitable answer for the little lad.
"It's where God hit Mummy with an axe" she replied.
"Ooooooo" said the son, wincing "Right in the f*cking c*nt ... "
2006-12-30
07:30:36
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