A mum is in the bath with her 5 yr old son, and during the bath, the lad turned around and looked at his mother intently. His eyes were drawn to his mothers tuppence...
"Mummy," he said " What is that between your legs?"
Slightly embarrassed, she tried to think quickly of a suitable answer for the little lad.
"It's where God hit Mummy with an axe" she replied.
"Ooooooo" said the son, wincing "Right in the f*cking c*nt ... "
2006-12-30 07:30:36 · 28 answers · asked by fivehundredmonkeys 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SUSAN K - You're right, if only you'd ignored me I'd have just gone away.
Your opinions and comments are THAT important.
Double shame on you.
2006-12-30 07:39:33 · update #1
I heart you monkey your way too funny!
2006-12-30 08:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke though heard it before. Don't think this deserves to be an abuse violation,
2006-12-30 07:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by Gordon B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best joke I heard today
2006-12-30 08:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually that was quite good. But you're right you probably will get a violation for it.
2006-12-30 07:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have seen worse abuse violation's. At least you * out parts of the words where others don't.
2006-12-30 08:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by plf4170 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that is excellent I read it out to my husband, we have laughed till tears rolled down our faces, I really needed the laugh.
2006-12-30 09:53:29 · answer #6 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooh sailing close to the wind lol
2006-12-30 10:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is undoubtedly the funniest thing i have read on here for ages
well done
2006-12-30 13:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Er.. do you wanna pick one of these
Adult content
Epithets and slurs
Harassment
Impersonating or cloning
Insulting other participants
Not a question or an answer
Not comprehensible
Not in correct language
Point-gaming
Invasion of privacy
Repeated postings
Spam and advertising
Other
2006-12-30 08:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
LOL funny! Hope u have a great new year! and enjoy the violation!
2006-12-30 07:32:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋