Entertainment & Music - 28 December 2006

A Polish man moved 2 USA n married an American girl.They got along very well until 1 day he rushed in2 a lawyer's office n askd him if he cud arrange a divorce 4 him.
The lawyer said tht getting a divorce wud depend on the circumstances, n asked him the foll. questions:
Hav u ny grounds?
Yes,an acre n half n nice little home.
No,I mean wat is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of u hav a real grudge?
No,we have carport,and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in ur marriage?
We hav hi-fidelity stereo n good DVD player.
Does ur wife beat you up?
No, I always up be4 her.
Is ur wife a ******?
No, she white.
Y do u want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
wat makes u think tht?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going 2 poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore n put on shelf in bathroom. It say "Polish Remover."

2006-12-28 09:21:20 · 17 answers · asked by cartman 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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How old is Jojo?

jojo as in the soul and r nd b siger she sings too little too late, and leave (get out)

2006-12-28 09:20:55 · 8 answers · asked by i_<3_Jonas bois 1 in Celebrities

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who is the better looking twin?

me n my sister always argue about who is better looking. We're not vain but being so similar we do argue!! lol

so wat do u think?

1) http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/6221/img096vk9.jpg

(nikki) hmmm me hehe

2) http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/290/img075lg6.jpg

(claire)

we look identical! i think anyway lol

2006-12-28 09:20:41 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do ya'll remember the guy who sang, "I'm so dizzy, my head is spinning?" His name is Tommy Rowe and he used

to be my Pastor when I lived in Myrtle Beach.

2006-12-28 09:20:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Ringo's Solo career?

what do you think of Ringo's solo career?

2006-12-28 09:20:24 · 3 answers · asked by Nabutso 2 in Music

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Are you voluptuous?

2006-12-28 09:20:05 · 17 answers · asked by FIRE WOMAN 3 in Polls & Surveys

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

2006-12-28 09:20:03 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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What would be a good way to display collectibles?

Other than curio cabinets?

thanx~

2006-12-28 09:19:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what are the top 20 rock groups of the 60's,70's,80's and 90's?

2006-12-28 09:19:27 · 12 answers · asked by nyvinnyblue 1 in Music

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Would you agree white guys and black guys are attracted to different body types?

I noticed some of my white guy friends like huge boobs, a small butt, and pretty skinny, And my black guy friends, including myself like thick girls (not fat, but thick u know like pre-weight loss J-LO), a big butt, preferrably nice boobs but it doesn't really matter. Do you think this is mostly true or what?

2006-12-28 09:19:18 · 12 answers · asked by c_wilson2k5 2 in Celebrities

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are you a lighthouse?

or just a ship lost at sea

2006-12-28 09:19:18 · 17 answers · asked by BIG JOHN 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Why Does Anyone Think Robin Williams is Funny?

The guy is a freakin doofus and he never shuts up. He is the most annoying person in showbiz.

2006-12-28 09:19:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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how many americans pies are there?

conserning the movie, not an acual pie

2006-12-28 09:19:08 · 4 answers · asked by PhD 1 in Movies

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learning guitar?

I am just starting to learn guitar and I was just curious how long it take for your finger to get accustomed to playing wihtout hurting? Also how long does it take to learn the chords and stuff?

2006-12-28 09:18:50 · 7 answers · asked by dawggurl47 3 in Music

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Is there any hollywood Celebrities using Yahoo! answers?

2006-12-28 09:18:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do you have any unfinished business that needs to be taken care of?

Could be anything...

2006-12-28 09:18:13 · 17 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think of that person that calls themself "What Should I do Retard?"?

I think those other people with a simular profile name and picture might be the same person.

2006-12-28 09:18:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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should we do away with the penny ?

2006-12-28 09:17:56 · 12 answers · asked by scooprandell 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think of me one day launching a website for people that don't like teachers and can make comments

about them online for the public to see?

2006-12-28 09:17:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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read this joke.....?

After a long journey abroad, a man returned home to find his wife pregnant.

man : Can you explain to me how you can be pregnant if I was away for a year...?

wife : You want the truth, during your absence I use to watch TV show "Who Wants To be The Millionaire " and one night I had no choice and I had to call a friend and ask for his help....

man : You called a friend and asked him for a help... Well I am really grateful to you and must thank you... Thanks God you did not ask for the audience help....!

2006-12-28 09:17:17 · 19 answers · asked by hib hib 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What would you hang over a fireplace?

For decoration purposes..

thanx~

2006-12-28 09:17:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Whats your favorite decade for music?

I think the 60s where the best but the 50s are close behind in my opinion.

2006-12-28 09:16:26 · 14 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys