After a long journey abroad, a man returned home to find his wife pregnant.
man : Can you explain to me how you can be pregnant if I was away for a year...?
wife : You want the truth, during your absence I use to watch TV show "Who Wants To be The Millionaire " and one night I had no choice and I had to call a friend and ask for his help....
man : You called a friend and asked him for a help... Well I am really grateful to you and must thank you... Thanks God you did not ask for the audience help....!
2006-12-28 09:17:17 · 19 answers · asked by hib hib 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This has to be the worst joke i've heard in a very long time. I think you should be banned form this website and possibly even form life
2007-01-03 03:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not bad 2/5
2007-01-04 09:12:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible Chris Tarrant would not even titter,like me.
2007-01-03 13:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by shinalite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, I liked it ..... and all told, personal preference is what it's all about! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and Happy New Year to you!
2007-01-04 09:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would have been less of a problem if she had just gone for the nifty 'fifty- fifty' !
2007-01-01 20:05:07 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very clever and funny! 4/5 on that one.
2007-01-03 12:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by TheSeventhX 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
was this 1 of the questions not showing up. but this was a pretty cool joke.
2006-12-29 13:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats silly
2007-01-04 03:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-01-03 05:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by Immortal 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-01-03 10:05:13 · answer #10 · answered by a 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋