Late Christmas night theres a knowck on my door and This short fat guy with a flowing white beard and a deep jolly voice says hello Im Santa? So Im really tired and really buzzed and Im like ok thats odd you are supposed to come down the chimney. He replies you dont got one so I had to knock. So I go ok what do u want. So he says Its been a long night and I need a drink and I want to sit down. I let him so we sit down and before I know it Im sound asleep. Next morning hes there sleeping on my couch! Im like hello who are u hes like Santa you invited me in last night you said I can stay for the week! I didnt know what to say so I said all right whatever Santa is Santa u gotta be nice? Now Im getting suspicious because hes here a few days and no sign of the reindeer? He also doesnt look quite right in the head if you know what I mean? So what do I do now?
2006-12-27
19:41:23
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