Late Christmas night theres a knowck on my door and This short fat guy with a flowing white beard and a deep jolly voice says hello Im Santa? So Im really tired and really buzzed and Im like ok thats odd you are supposed to come down the chimney. He replies you dont got one so I had to knock. So I go ok what do u want. So he says Its been a long night and I need a drink and I want to sit down. I let him so we sit down and before I know it Im sound asleep. Next morning hes there sleeping on my couch! Im like hello who are u hes like Santa you invited me in last night you said I can stay for the week! I didnt know what to say so I said all right whatever Santa is Santa u gotta be nice? Now Im getting suspicious because hes here a few days and no sign of the reindeer? He also doesnt look quite right in the head if you know what I mean? So what do I do now?
2006-12-27 19:41:23 · 16 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Call the police.
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2006-12-30 00:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Mrs. Claus right away and verify that Santa isn't there-if he is then you know you are dealing with an impostor-if it is Santa put him on the phone with Mrs. Claus and I'm sure she'll handle it from there- Happy New Year!
2006-12-27 19:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by NATE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Mrs. Santa and let her know where Santa is. She will take care of everything.
2006-12-28 06:54:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick his a...out the door he is a phony.... Santa would never take advantage of anyone plus he had no presents what is wrong with you blue..... he could have taken your identity and I would be lost in a world without Batman .............oh kara i feel so bad for me ....
2006-12-28 09:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by COOKIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him out of there. He might be a killer. Call the police. Santa has come and gone.
2006-12-27 19:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by tbutts00 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You now have to take over as Santa.
2006-12-27 19:44:14 · answer #6 · answered by mark j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering the spirit of the season, you must find what is comfortable for you !!
This is very important, you could have a bad experience with this stranger, as you have surmised already, he seems to be a challenged person, you must call a CHARITY HOSPITAL and explain to them, what happened to you, they will surely take the man for treatment, it is not possible for you to entertain a person for 1 week without knowing him.
Do what is best ! your choice is important !
2006-12-27 19:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by Syed M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Kick this so-called Santa to the curb.
2006-12-27 19:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well maybe just maybe he's not Santa. I was hitch hiking and some one claiming to be Santa offered me a ride to Texas and then he dropped me off in Uruguay. it was epic.
2006-12-27 19:44:30 · answer #9 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Intruder big time coz his ment to be out giving out presents. :) Kick him out coz his only out once a year
2006-12-27 19:45:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋