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Entertainment & Music - 26 December 2006

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you know the girl from bring it on all or nothing???

2006-12-26 16:07:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

So i got a guitar, almost 2 years ago. I have been playing piano for around 8 years, taking off some time this past year, and another a few years ago. But i was never able to grasp the whole minor/major thing, OR chords. So im trying to learn to play my guitar, have 2 different DVD's, but im just looking for a site online, that could help me understand chords better, and how to play them, and the difference from one type of B chord, to the next. Basicaly, do you know a REALLY good guitar help site? Sorry this was so long. Thanks!!!!

2006-12-26 16:05:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: " I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. Football. b. Golf. c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"

Question # 2: Do you love me? The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include: a. Oh Yeah, sh@*-loads. b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes? c. That depends on what you mean by love. d. Does it matter? e. Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat? The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect answers are: a. Compared to what? b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin. c. A little extra weight looks good on you. d. I've seen fatter. e. Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include: a. Yes, but you have a better personality b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age d. Define pretty e. Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a Boat").
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
WOMAN: Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible groan) WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed? MAN: Where else would we sleep? WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her? MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs? MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed. WOMAN: - - - silence - - - MAN: Sh&%.

2006-12-26 16:05:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-26 16:04:37 · 1 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 16:04:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The closest to my picks wins: LOL
If you dont know what a character actor is then don't answer:)

Philip Seymour Hoffman
Ed Harris
James Gandolfini
Tom Cruise
Danny Divito
Tom Arnold
Brad Pitt
Samuel L. Jackson

2006-12-26 16:03:43 · 25 answers · asked by bennythebird 2 in Celebrities

If you were going on a "date" with your wife, would you pick out her clothes or let her pick them out herself? If it is a mixture please tell me the percentage that you would let her pick out her own dress. Also, would you let her wear pants?

2006-12-26 16:03:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Heres the question.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlmvmUgzZYxoofiJpS.mt5ojzKIX?qid=20061210232017AAT0yPk

I think he is overreacting. Do you agree?

2006-12-26 16:03:31 · 20 answers · asked by David i 1 in Polls & Surveys

Name the person and anything for which they are famous. I personally love Brad Pitt and Matthew Mconaughey. And I think that Tom Cruise is the worst actor alive and that includes J.Lo in Giggli and Brittany Spears in anything.

2006-12-26 16:03:30 · 17 answers · asked by unicorn_from_ms 1 in Celebrities

Example What Should I do Retard?

2006-12-26 16:03:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever read a question on here and realised it's about you? How did it make you feel? Was it something that you could've answered but werent given the chance by the asker? Was it something flattering? Was it like a violation of your privacy?

I'm just curious....

Karma.
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2006-12-26 16:03:03 · 25 answers · asked by angelkarmachic 4 in Polls & Surveys

I say 12, but my brother says 13

2006-12-26 16:02:31 · 17 answers · asked by Antonio 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I am looking for the names of the actors that played the Ninja's in the movies in the 80's. Not the voices of the cartoons....

2006-12-26 16:02:04 · 5 answers · asked by Kymmie 2 in Comics & Animation

why does she cough blood and stuff? like what disease dose she have or whatever? what sickness does she have?

2006-12-26 16:01:28 · 7 answers · asked by blondecoley 4 in Movies

Why?

2006-12-26 16:01:18 · 18 answers · asked by Puddin 3 in Music

2006-12-26 16:01:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just curious..... i see people say it all the time lol :)

2006-12-26 16:00:40 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 16:00:17 · 4 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is there a site that tells u what celebrity u look like?

2006-12-26 16:00:03 · 5 answers · asked by tennisdude2793 2 in Celebrities

Brittinea will burn up that blender?

lol

2006-12-26 15:58:00 · 18 answers · asked by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 in Polls & Surveys

What did you do for Christmas? I know this is a repeat of another question from another user but it's just that I really wanted to know. Thanks!

2006-12-26 15:57:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am an aspiring singer/songwriter and I plan to start recording anytime soon for an album. But before I do that, I want to know if there is anyways to improve my voice? I can sing naturally (Dont confuse me with those American Idol rejects who can't hit a note to save theif life) but I want to get better. I believe lessons would help, but they are TOO expensive for my budget at the given time, So i'm wondering if any of you know of any methods or exercises I can do, or if there is a way I should be holding my lips/body/mouth to sing a certain note. Any help is appreciated. Thanks.

2006-12-26 15:57:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

former president ford died tonight.

2006-12-26 15:57:02 · 20 answers · asked by scooprandell 7 in Polls & Surveys

the former president died tonight . god rest his sole.

2006-12-26 15:54:40 · 12 answers · asked by scooprandell 7 in Other - Entertainment

The original one is in Rio Grande, Ohio. There are several more around the area. I used to work at one but now I'm in Cali and I miss Bob Evans!

2006-12-26 15:54:34 · 11 answers · asked by Nicole 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-26 15:54:06 · 33 answers · asked by Angeleyes 2 in Polls & Surveys

Borat or Wedding Crashers

2006-12-26 15:53:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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