ouch it was an iron bar.......
i went to bed......
suddenly there was a tap at the door...
strange place for a tap.....
so i opened the door in my pyjamas.....
strange place for a door......
i looked out the window........a tall blonde smiled at me
she must have been tall i was on the eighth floor....
she rolled her eyes at me.....
i picked them up and rolled them back......
id had enough of this and i ran downstairs, i said "waiter call me a cab"
the waiter said " mister your a cab"
i cant bear any more merry christmas
2006-12-25
11:13:31
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